June 11, 2023
D20: 坑梓 → 惠州
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Today is my unbirthday.
I am 23 years not dead.
This is a state of affairs which—like the May 16, 2018, anniversary of being not in Chinese jail¹—I quite like and wish to continue experiencing.
As unbirthdays go, it's a relatively uneventful one. After a pleasant but uninteresting breakfast, there's a tiny bit of back roads followed by a "well, at least it has a bike lane" truck route for the rest of the day.
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The pagoda that I picked as my urban destination in Huizhou eats up an hour spent taking a multi-shot³ video of me looking at the pagoda, but it doesn't actually have anything interesting about it. Built in the middle part of the 19th century, it was so generic of a Pagoda of Learning when it was built that records merely mention which emperor was on the throne when it was built.
I've got fresh access to the Antiquities Atlas (and this time, I'm going to download it instead of using someone else's cloud drive), so I'll be better able to look for "weird and interesting" in the coming days, but this starkly simple false rooms style of five storey octagonal tower looks exactly like every other false rooms style of five storey octagonal tower from that century.
It doesn't even look like there was ever any decoration.
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I pick a random OYO⁴ hotel that makes zero impression on me in terms of check-in or facilities, and with a relatively full tummy from yet another meal at Wallace Chicken (if I order off the loss-leader meal on Douyin⁵, its 29 yuan for a thing of chicken nuggets, a thing of taro balls, two burgers, two drinks, and a chicken wrap) plus the stress of big loud vehicles being near me all day, zonk out pretty much as soon as I finish video editing.
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¹ After almost two years of not talking to me, one of the detectives recently called me to ask about my coming in and signing a piece of paper that says they returned everything² they confiscated from my apartment. Because I didn't do the thing that it isn't that unreasonable for them to think I did, and because I want the serious police to think of me as someone cooperative and law-abiding, I've agreed to do after I get back.
² Because being a smart-ass comes naturally to me, I can't help but say that they returned everything but my (legally acquired) narcotics, and I had to go to the hospital and spend a whole $3 to get a fresh prescription.
³ Because I've only got one phone with a decent camera and one phone stand, although my videos aren't scripted, I need to repeat actions - sometimes as many as five or six times - in order to get them from different angles.
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⁴ OYO is a "brand" that is basically an online travel agency with their own platform that offers you the exact same prices on all OYO listed hotels as purchasing through any other platform. I've yet to encounter an expensive OYO hotel (though that could just be because I only do budget travel) or a hotel built or managed by OYO as opposed to previously existing and becoming OYO branded. Compared to Hanting or Seven Days Express, even if it doesn't feel right calling them a chain, I find them the most consistently nice of the nationwide chains.
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⁵ Discovered by accident, since the last update I don't actually know how to find the menu for checking local deals and can only go to Things I Have Previously Purchased and navigate back to the same vendor.
⁶ With functions ranging from checking speed to determining if the people in the car have seatbelts on or are using a handheld mobile phone, Chinese traffic cameras are quite impressive. Beginning with an automatic weigh-station seen in 2015, I've also, since maybe two years ago, started seeing additional safety checks including automated Emissions Testers.
Today's ride: 59 km (37 miles)
Total: 1,155 km (717 miles)
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