October 18, 2021
In Cuneo: hiking in a chestnut forest
The day begins with Team Anderson rehearsing a new skit for their comedy show. The setup begins with them carrying their bicycles down 55 stairs to the street below. Once outside they’re preparing to bike off when Rachael realizes she’s forgotten her helmet and goes back upstairs to get it while Scott stands guard on the sidewalk watching over the bikes.
Five minutes later Scott is still waiting and starting to wonder, when the phone rings. It’s Rachael, sounding quite distressed. It takes a minute to decipher the situation to understand what’s happened, but when she came back downstairs she exited the building through the back door by mistake. The door locked behind her, and her keys don’t open it. She’s trapped inside of a courtyard, with a locked door behind her and a locked gate ahead. I could go in and open the door to let her escape, if I could get into the apartment. I don’t have a key though, and am locked out myself. We have two sets of keys but we only brought one with us this morning.
She can see through the gate to the street though. She’s just around the corner, so I wheel the two bikes around it to her gate so we can see each other and figure out what to do. I point out all of the spots that look like they might be panic buttons that will open the gate, but none of them work. We look at the tall gate, assessing whether it’s at all reasonable for her to scale it; but it isn’t.
We’re resigned to the embarrassing last resort of calling our host and asking her to rescue us, when I have an insight that comes on with such suddenness and clarity that I laugh out loud. I can see Rachael. She has a key. She could just hand me the key through the gate, and guard the bikes while I go back into the apartment and open the door to free her. Brilliant!
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So finally, we’re off. We’re taking a hike today, but it’s a bike and hike and bike scenario. The trailhead is nine and a half miles south of town, so we’re going to bike there, lock up the bikes, take our hike, and then bike back. There’s a train stop by the trailhead also so we could take the train, but it’s an easy enough bike ride so that it doesn’t seem worth the bother of constraining ourselves to the train schedule.
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It’s a much more interesting hike than we had imagined. It’s an out and back, a scenario where Rachael can hike on ahead while I dawdle and then we’ll walk back to the bikes together. I’ve mapped out a route that turns back after just shy of five miles. We time box ourselves though to make sure we get back to the bikes before too late in the day, and agree that Rachael will turn back at 2:00.
It’s a charming hike at first, through a chestnut forest. Fallen chestnuts are everywhere, clogging the hiking path in spots; and chestnuts are still falling - we hear them regularly as we walk, and consider going back to get our helmets but decide against us because we feel lucky. Rachael goes on ahead while I take my time, enamored by the look and feel of the forest.
After awhile I find Rachael waiting on the trail for me. The path crosses right beside someone’s home, and she’s unsure if we really have right of passage. We stare at the Garmins, look for signs, and conclude that it must be OK. As we walk by the house a woman looks up from her garden. We call out buon giorno, and she smiles and responds in kind. So it really is OK.
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Rachael gets ahead of me again, and then twenty minutes later I get a phone call from her. She’s been following the signs, and then noticed that she’s no longer following our Garmin track. There’s some discussion about this, and in the end she decides to return to our track and follow that. A few more phone calls take place to touch base over the next half hour. It’s slow going, but will be faster on the way down because we’ll know the way and can just follow our track back. I suggest that she go on until 2:15 before turning back, and she agrees.
She turns back before then though, when the trail starts seeming too precarious and uncertain. We stop by the trail for lunch, and then start walking back. By now the charm of walking through a chestnut forest has worn thin - we’re both tired of finding our footing on a surface of spiny nerf balls and picking spines out of our socks.
And the walk back is slower, not faster, because we keep coming to baffling spots on the trail where it takes us five minutes to figure out which of the five faint trails radiating from a junction is the one we want. We start out on one, staring at our Garmins to confirm our choice as we walk, and then realize we’re veering off and double back to look for another way. Stressful and frustrating, and we’re starting to get anxious about the time of the day as the woods start feeling worryingly dark.
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I don’t know if you noticed that the colors indicate velocity, or lack thereof. There was a lot of sow down, stop, change direction, pick up the pace going in here. Sort of like a drunkard’s fox trot: quick, quick slow; quick, quick, slow.
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We make it out finally though, and right about on schedule. I hear the church bells in the village chiming four just as I’m rounding the last bend, a few minutes behind Rachael who’s already at the bikes and putting her cycling shoes on. It’s difficult walking, and a very good thing I’d found a walking stick to help me down. Otherwise I’d have gone down a slope or two on my butt and we might have still been in the woods when it got too dark to find our way.
By the time we make it back to the bikes, we’re both pretty well exhausted. Four hours and five miles doesn’t sound like much of a hike, but it was plenty. It’s a good thing that it’s nearly all downhill biking back to town.
Biking home, I have my second brilliant insight of the day while thinking about how little I want to carry my bike up 55 steps when we get back to the apartment. We can lock our bikes up in that courtyard Rachael trapped herself inside of this morning! It almost makes that whole fiasco worth it.
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Ride stats today: 19 miles, 700’; for the tour: 2,200 miles, 79,400‘
Hiking stats: 5.5 miles, 1,700’
Today's ride: 19 miles (31 km)
Total: 2,200 miles (3,541 km)
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Imagine dramatic music and lighting. And a few slo-mo shots ..
Too bad the Singing Cycling Cowboy isn't there to help stage & film the reenactment.
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