Nope. They'll be for our across-the-court neighbor lady, who turns 85 that day. They come for me sometime in October.

The last time a Google Street View car visited our court was last September; it happened to catch the flock in our front yard in recognition of my wife's birthday.

Would that next appearance of flamingoes be in your yard and in your honor, by any chance?

There's a large flock that lives on the same court as me. They like to put on party hats and plastic leis then hang out in the front yard of anyone having a birthday. They're due for their next appearance in a week or so.

At last! He is here...

Must have been quite a wind to blow that oak leaf all the way to the South Pole!

Penguins, if only they were small enough?

I'm glad you are my continuity expert. You've pointed out many errors.
I'm sure there are legitimate explanations for all of them, but I can't think of what they might be at this time.

Nice they put up a USA flag decal in honor of your favorite pint...

Then again, you might accuse them of false advertising with the Coors sign.

Interesting... we also have WM dumpsters here in Ohio... Must be an international waste corporation. I guess that's why the dumpster volume is in cubic yards instead of cubic meters.

"But not every cyclist is Greg Garceau."

You got that right! And the cycling world is much better off for it."

Not every cycling tourist would fully commit to the pirate lifestyle for a lift to the next continent by removing his hand and agreeing to swab the decks. But not every cyclist is Greg Garceau.

Those Australian docs can do anything!

The crew told me that many times. "Aye, matey, it's all about the C."

"Question: Do you know which letter of the alphabet is every pirate's favorite? Answer: Aaaaarrrr"

That's a common perception but I've been told it's really the C.

Strangely enough, Dr. Charlie doesn't file insurance claims. He made me pay up front for the procedure. It's a good thing I was carrying $50 in cash.